Clive Cookson 10k: Rooney Race Report

He’s TBH’s very own tabloid hack, Keith Rooney revels in the confusion, banter and needle of another superb night in the north east running calendar.

“What do you reckon? Catherine Cookson?”
“Eh! What?”
“Catherine Cookson, any good for you?”
“Sorry mate, I’m not into Victorian romance fiction.”
“Nah man!…..The race!”
“Oh!….. You mean the CLIVE Cookson!”
“Well, a divent kna…..Aye, that’s reet…. The Clive Cookson…..”

And that’s how it started. A conversation with Graham King at club, when he brought up that little matter of the Clive Cookson. It had clearly been on his mind, as on mine. I’d grown fat on PBs this year, but was hungry for more, as was he. The idea was simple: run it together; match each others pace, push each other on. Brilliant! I couldn’t think of a better running partner. I mean, Graham could sub seven minute pace the whole way, which should result in a fine new PB of about 42 mins.

Rooney42 mins….. I was reflecting, standing before that rectangular hunk of metal called Monkseaton High School. The area swarmed with runners heading to the start. I always love the build up: the jumble of colour, the rich mix of liveries….. the needle. We’d barely spoken a word, I mused, as we moved through the pack. We were well and truly in the zone. Megan Parkin was also joining us; a good athlete, she was eyeing up 42 mins as well.

The nerves, the adrenalin were as palpable as the sweat glistening on the finely toned torsos roundabout. Then this juggernaut of runners lurched into action…… and abruptly stopped with a shuddering thump. Somebody crashed into the back of me and I hit the runner in front, who promptly lurched to one side, I caught a flash of black and white on the ground, one of our runners had gone down! I veered to one side, only to narrowly avoid hitting a parked car, then got stuck in a bottle neck of runners, who had somehow squeezed themselves into the gap between the car and a garden wall. Frustrated by the momentary lack of momentum, I was finally relieved, when the pack took a sharp left into the housing estate, breaking and fragmenting to avoid parked cars, then reforming and diverging once more. It had been a bumpy take off and I was glad to hit the off-road bit. Avoiding parked cars and veering around unsuspecting pedestrians, who threatened to be caught up in a swirl of runners, if they stepped outside their front gates, was, honestly, ludicrous.

At least I’d avoided the mistake of last year of running off the back of the pack, however and finding the off road track congested with runners. I checked the garmin 6.50 pace. Good. Thankfully, the twisting tribulations of the country lane didn’t seem to slacken our pace either and we veered onto Rake Lane. It was a good mile down hill and we’d agreed on a pace of 6.20ish. I managed that, but my God, Graham was stretching the lead. It’s the most remarkable thing about him, he doesn’t seem to run; he shuffles, yet manages to eat the ground up at an alarming rate. I couldn’t keep pace and decided to keep it at about 6.50ish.

The second lap was a blur. I barely noted the turbulent sky, the hedgerows bursting into life again after such a long winter, or even the irate local on Rake Lane unable to step outside his path for fear of being carried away in a whirl of runners. There was only the blur of the ground beneath my feet, the sweat stinging my eyes, the constant straining to catch a glimpse of Megan and Graham… and of course the Garmin. Graham was lost to sight, but I was in touch with Megan.

That second time down Rake Lane turned into a madcap dash: a small chap in a red top had shadowed me the entire second lap. I’m proud to say, I held him off. He heartliy shook my hand at the finish; and another guy, I think a Heaton Harrier, pushed me into a sprint that final half a mile. I was glad of the competition, because my time: 42.30ish is, I think a PB of about a minute. Well done to Graham King; no offence, but for a guy of his age to run the way he does, is quite remarkable – a true warrior; and Megan, a PB of 4 minutes, what an asset for the future. And of course my other fellow group 3 comrades: Lucy Matheson and Stuey Dickson, both of whom PB-d handsomely. But I have to admit, my abiding memory was of a giant of a man, who took it upon himself to stand astride the finish line, haranguing us as we came in. Yes, the unique, the One and Only, the sonambulistic Scot: The Allmighty Mack. I tumbled across the finish line with the words “Rooney move your arse!!” ringing in my ears.

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  1. I always enjoy your reports, and this one’s no exception! Well done to all who ran and congratulations on the PBs.

    • kenny mac on 23rd May 2013 at 21:52
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    Well done Keith, quickly attaining legendary status for your ever improving times, vastly reducing waistline and informative witty race reports

    • david Rowe on 24th May 2013 at 07:05
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    You would think a poet had wrote this, brilliant. Your times will continue to go only one way looney.

  2. Simply magnificent.

    Dave Moir was the member who fell at the start of the event, and although battered and bruised (with a few cuts and grazes thrown in for good measure) he still got up and completed the race in a time of 37:12. Any other time he would have smashed 36 minutes, so here’s to better luck next time Dave.

    • Mark 'Cuthbert' Reynolds on 24th May 2013 at 13:32
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    What a great report! With rumours of a transfer of Rooney to the Toon all we need to say is that ‘We’ve already got one and he’s more than good enough’. Loved ‘the finely toned torsos roundabout’ – is that just off Rake Lane? :)

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