Dumfries Half Marathon – 23rd September 2012

Still jubilant after his great run, Dave Moir sends in this race report from the Dumfries Half Marathon.


A tough course ??
I’m still undecided if this is a hard course or not. It’s not a flat course by any stretch of the imagination (a rumour that our friends from Morpeth Harriers fed us and allowed us to believe throughout) but despite a few hard up hill miles in a couple of sections and a couple of sharp descents, this still felt like a reasonable course. I heard the words “it’s not a PB course” from a variety of people before the race, but despite that, I managed to run one, so there you go.
DD and myself decided to run this one as it’s only a couple of hours in the car (thankfully he didn’t put his claim of doing it in about an hour with his “Bat out of Hell” mix tape on, to the test), we thought it was flat, and it’s well placed being 2 weeks before Chester marathon that we are both running.  Oh yes and DD is doing a half marathon 3 weekends in a row for some reason (starting with the GNR last weekend and finishing with Redcar next weekend).
With our updated knowledge on the course we quickly revised our race plan of me trying to get under 1:20 (running about 6:05 per mile) and DD hanging on for as long as possible.  After following a piper to the start line we were off and a few packs quickly formed, which pretty much stayed as they were for most of the race.
DD & I were in a pack with a few others up until a very steep descent around the 4 mile mark, which we all ran way too hard to claim back some of the time lost on the previous slower uphill miles, the result of which was that I definitely regretted it immediately but managed to push on despite what I’d just done to my quads, and DD dropped off the pack a little and was able to watch my mistakes for the rest of the race.

The water stations gave out plastic cups which crumpled immediately on contact with a human hand, so my first attempt resulted in me putting my thumbs straight through both cups, followed by me inhaling the remaining 5ml of water and coughing for the next mile. This “purposeful clowning around” was really an attempt to put DD of his race, and I thought it might be working by the chuckles from behind. Anyhow, I pushed on in a group of 3 with Ian Hughes from Calderglen Harriers and Peter Hearn from Tynedale leading  the group. I had a bit of a chat with Ian about what we were hoping to achieve, and the general consensus was priority number 1 was to beat our respective team mates. I mentioned DD was probably close behind, and decided against the suggestion of waiting for him to catch up. Shortly after another sharp descent, Ian dropped off the group and Peter pushed on. We ran together, with Peter being keen to lead (I wasn’t just letting him do all the work, honestly) and I assumed Peter would push hard at the end and beat me in, but as we were still together nearing the stretch along a river at the end, I glanced at my watch and saw we were up to 12.3 miles and I still felt OK.
I decided my only chance of beating Peter was to have a go now or never, so I gave a real injection of pace to see what would happen, and I took a couple of yards. I then realised I’d sort of committed to this, so had to go with it and put another 4 short bursts in over the next 100 meters and gained about 10m. Luckily DD still had us in sight and was able to continue to enjoy my race unfolding (I still don’t think he believes it). So that was it, I’d made my big move and still had at least half a mile to push erm……..ooops?

So with the sound of DD’s footsteps haunting me to the finish line, I just kept going, I hadn’t put all that effort in to watch him effortlessly sail past me and spoil my day, and somehow I managed not only to maintain the pace, but actually speeded up for the duration.

I didn’t get under 1:20, which is what I was really after, but I was happy enough with 1:20:33 (nearly 2 mins faster than my previous PB), 11th overall, and although I was 4th Vet, I was 1st V40 as the other vets were in older age categories. DD was pretty close on my heels posting 1:20:53 (he said he’d have been happy with 1:22 before hand and it was on the back of the GNR last weekend) and was 15th overall.


Full results are here :-




“No Dave, I said the T-Bot”




The new craze sweeping the country




I’m a little T-Bot, short and stout




just out of shot, people were wetting themselves

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  1. Congratulations Dave on your PB. You looked strong throughout the race and thoroughly deserved to beat your team mate ;-)
    Many thanks for the company during the journey and for keeping me entertained during the race.
    A good event and a great day out.

    1. ps. I’m keeping the meatloaf cd for the trip to chester haha!!

    • John Tollitt on 23rd September 2012 at 23:33
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    Well done both Daves. The T-Bot phenomena definitely seems to be catching on!

    • david rowe on 24th September 2012 at 10:04
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    Well done guys, great report Mr.M. I think a training session on the Tyne-bot is required.

    • Brother Louis on 24th September 2012 at 10:33
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    Well done the double Daves! Great running and another excellent report Psycho Eyes *-*

    DD after taking a group on a 4 mile run Saturday morning post Parkrun also did 12 * 1/4 mile reps on the Saturday with me round Exhibition Park pond and he wasn’t taking them slow! The man is a cyborg, I’m sure of it. If you look closely at the back of his neck you’ll see “Made in Japan” honest!!

    I have to say in those photos it looks more like Doc Dan impressions than anything else ;-)

    1. hasta la vista, baby

    • Sean Kelly on 24th September 2012 at 21:16
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    Well run lads. It’s always an adventure when you travel away with DD for a race. Surely a sub 3 hour marathon is well within your grasp Mr Moir!

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