Seven Hills of Edinburgh Race Report – 17th June 2012

Club member, John Tollitt, sends in this report…

If you like your races to include dodging traffic, careering through shopping arcades, crawling up muddy banks, wading across fast flowing rivers and even an appearance from the Olympic torch; then the Seven Hills of Edinburgh is the one for you. Most of the above are optional, as there is no set route for this event, as long as all the seven checkpoints (each of which are on top of a hill) are visited. 
 

The event is in it’s 33rd year now and is deliberately kept low key (if the Health and Safety man got to know about it, it would probably be banned), so no big sponsors or exhorbitant entry fees, which is how it should be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is plenty of representation from the big Edinburgh clubs Carnethy, Hunter’s Bog Trotters and Portobello. I didn’t notice any other English club vests but there was a sizeable Dutch contingent. Not sure what they run up to train for these hills.The course amounts to about 14 miles with 2200′ of ascent and has two seperate start times for the 400 odd runners seperated by 30 minutes with the Challenge going off first followed by the Race.
 
I wasn’t sure whether to enter the race until the day before (you can enter on the day) as the weather had been pretty ropey, but the BBC website assured me that the rain would relent on Saturday night. Armed with this assurance, I got the train up to Edinburgh (where, upon my arrival, it was still chucking it down) and took the opportunity to do a bit of a course recce near Waverly Station before making my way to my cousin’s house who handily lives in Edinburgh. I woke up bright and early to find it was still raining and got dropped off at the start by my cousin Adrian after first putting in another bit of route homework.
 
The race starts on the top of Calton Hill at the top of Princes Street, and, after watching the start of the Challenge, I took my place in the starting line. The race initially descends a staircase down Calton Hill which is a bit hairy especially with rain water cascading down it,then onto the top of Princes Street (no stewards or barriers or anything like that) before turning right over North Bridge through the busy traffic. My first bit of route homework was applied at this point when I dodged into a shopping arcade ( think Handyside Arcade circa 1979) and out the other side to find myself on the Royal Mile thereby saving, ooh, at least 10 secs. We got many strange looks from the tourists on the Royal Mile as we weaved through them on our way up to the top of Castle Hill, the first checkpoint. At the checkpoint we then nipped through an open gate to descend down onto Princes Street Gardens by whichever means possible (apparently the gate hadn’t been opened for the Challenge and somebody impaled their foot climbing over the fence!). Having crossed a bridge over the railway line we made our way back up onto Princes Street where we had to negotiate the roadworks associated with Edinburgh’s still unfinished tram.
 

Early stages of race.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next checkpoint is on Corstorphine Hill and involves a long steady climb up a straight road before turning up a narrow muddy track (yes, it was still raining) to the summit trig point. The next target is Craiglockhart Hill and this section is the longest and most difficult to navigate as there are limited places where you can cross a river, canal and railway line. At this point I was catching up with tail end Challengers who helped in working out the best route. The ascent of Craiglockhart is the most tricky bit of the whole race as it involves scrambling up a really steep muddy bank. I saw some people ahead of me literally crawling on all fours in the mud.After dropping down off Craiglockhart I linked up with a runner from one of the Scottish clubs (blue vest with 2 white hoops) which was handy as he showed me a few short cuts up onto Braid Hill. 
 
The next target, Blackford Hill, wasn’t far as the crow flies, but involved dropping down to cross the Braid Burn.I followed some runners in front of me who disappeared into some woodland, and started to wish I’d worn some trail or fell shoes as it was a tricky and muddy descent with a thigh high river crossing at the bottom. The ascent at the other side was equally tricky (and nettley) but we had the pleasure of a bagpiper at the top of Blackford Hill serenading us. Descent off Blackford was fast and furious and at the bottom of Observatory Road we nipped through some allotments before a section through the streets of Newington. As  we approached the Commonwealth Pool I was feeling a bit smug as I was about to put my early morning reconnaisance plan into operation and sneak ahead of the field. My cunning plan was to nip into the ground of the University Halls of Residence and squeeze through a gap in a locked turnstile in a stone wall. However,when I got to the turnstile I found there was a queue of people lining up to do likewise and didn’t feel so smug.
 
The next target was the big beast, Arthur’s Seat, weighing in at 251m. This involved a long and slippy, thigh busting ascent, with a variety of routes being selected, some more hairy than others. The top was in thick cloud, so the final destination, Calton Hill, couldn’t be seen. Care had to be taken as a lot of the exposed rock was very slippy and this would not be a good time to go arse over elbow. One final obstacle was to negotiate the massed ranks of the pink- tutu clad Race for Lifers, whose own event (5 and 10k) was taking place simultaneously. All that was left was to ascend Calton Hill via the Scottish Parliament, to the finish and collect my quiche, apple pie, Jaffa cakes and souvenir place mat. An added bonus  at the finish was the prescence of an Olympic Torch bearer with torch which made my cousin’s day (Adrian was at the finish and had popped up at various points around the course on his bike to cheer me on). I also invested the princely sum of £4 in a limited edition Seven Hills towel which was immeadiately put to good use as it was still raining. Never trust the BBC ‘s weather predictions!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My time was 2 hours, 10 minutes, something and I finished 48th in the race . I have now done this race twice and it is probably my favourite, but not one for the faint hearted.

One of the many obstacles?

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  1. I don’t mean any offence by this, but all you fell-runners, ultra-marathon runners and any other type of runner that veer away from flat surfaces are bloody loopy ;-) where do I sign up for next year’s race haha!!
    An excellent report John, and many, many congratulations for tackling such an ardious event. You really do put fair-weather runners (like myself) to shame.

    • Cuthbert on 18th June 2012 at 12:33
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    Wow – what a mental sounding race! I like the way it was completely unstewarded and all the roads were open to add to the mayhem. 14 miles in 2.10 in those conditions and with all those big hills is brilliant – well done John. Hope you put the beer mat to good use afterwards!

  2. There’s an idea for our next race, I’d love to see Apples risk assessment on one of those!!

    • Brother Louis on 18th June 2012 at 15:55
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    Brilliant stuff John! I’ve done plenty of orienteering in my day but this sounds even crazier!

    • Paul Hilton on 18th June 2012 at 19:32
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    Great run and report John. Another Monumental run , speaking of which I am beginning to think you have some sort of running fetish toward Monuments.

    Penshaw Monument in last race and what’s that one called above it looks like Penshaw as well?

    • John Tollitt on 18th June 2012 at 20:51
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    Mmmh! The Whitley Bay parkrun started at the war monument. Think you could be onto som here Paul.

  3. Great report. And great running.
    I was out on the same course, though injury prevented me running so I cycled round and took photos and movies and made a film. Its a unique race and the weather made it really tough this year. Maybe see you next year?
    https://vimeo.com/44269289

    Peter Buchanan
    Portobello Running Club (Edinburgh)

      • Paul Hilton on 19th June 2012 at 07:17
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      Peter , this is tremendous ! John Tollit is on .46sec at start of race and then at 2.12 sec at Castle Rock on this video. It was Calton Hill were your Penshaw Monument lookalike is on John.

      Thanks for this Peter.

      • John Tollitt on 19th June 2012 at 09:44
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      What a cracking film Peter. You must have been going some on your bike to get round so much of the course and take pics. and films. Paul, I also feature around 3.30 as the lone runner going ‘off piste’ coming off Castle Rock. The film also gives me a little food for thought, Where were those runners going to coming off the back off Castle Rock? I can feel a cunning plan forming for next year.

      1. Thanks for the kind words. Firstly I had some help as Willie, a fellow club member (also injured, also cycling) was camera number 2. He shot the castle while I stopped briefly at Princess St then raced to Corstorphine. The road was good on bike, the off road at times nearly impossible (the climb up to Blackford on these sleepers etc. amongst runners not good!) If you could hear the original soundtrack it was only me breathing heavily.
        However the planning was all last minute and on the day, and with a bit of strategy we feel we could do better next time, if not running. Especially if its dry and sunny which is the way its been every year since I can remember.
        The runners doubling back at the castle were going down Johnston Terrace. This route IS faster if the gate to the gardens is closed (and most go down the Mound,) which happens sometimes, but I doubt faster if the gardens route is open. (see google maps) Normally more people take the direct grass slide under the railings in the gardens but this would have been near lethal with so much rain. I was hoping to get footage of this (!) from Princes St but again difficult to do as Princes St was tricky to access due to Tram works and the road being closed to road traffic, so I was competing with pedestrians and had given the runners too much head start filming them all at the start.
        Good game though and made for an excellent work out that a PF foot wouldn’t have managed running.

          • John JH on 19th June 2012 at 23:56
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          Great video. Along with John’s race review makes this look very tempting for the future. Good work both.

    • RobW on 19th June 2012 at 09:25
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    No set route?? Crazy, brilliant. Good work Mr T.

    • Sue on 19th June 2012 at 18:07
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    John you’re mad.

    • John JH on 19th June 2012 at 23:44
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    Sounds like a great race John, well done!

    • Mike Lynch on 20th June 2012 at 13:50
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    John,

    I was one of the Carnethy runners that doubled back in Peter’s video to go via Johnston Terrace, Bread Street, Morrison Street, Haymarket and onwards before the short ascent up Murrayfield Road. I tried this for the first time last year and was convinced it was easier (but maybe slightly longer) but this year I’m not so sure, as a few Carnethies who I was ahead of at Castle Hill were now in front of me. But that’s maybe because they are better and faster runners than me!

    Good report on the race and good to see clubs from down south taking an interest.

    • Neil Stewart on 8th May 2013 at 12:40
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    Hi Peter

    surely the Peter Buchanan of RHS and Gray`s art school fame ?
    Great film. This is a challenge (never the race !) I`ve done a few times and am planning to do again this year. Maybe see you there ?
    all the best, Neil Stewart

      • Peter Buchanan on 8th May 2013 at 14:30
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      Neil that IS indeed me. Contact me on mandp@ionast.freeserve.co.uk – we must start a band and release some albums. Hurry!

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